Old Farmer's 1877 Almanac

Here's some advice unearthed from the
Old Farmer's 1877 Almanac archives:

How to Make Your Husband Happy

• Never speak slightingly of or to your husband in the presence of other people.
• Do not neglect neatness of person and surroundings.
  
• Speak gently always, and do not allow your voice to become sharp and loud.
  

How to Make Your Wife Happy

• Treat your wife as politely and kindly as when you were wooing her.
• Do not speak lightly of her cares and fatigues, but sympathize with her troubles.
• Share your pleasures and cares, and show that you value her society and advice.

"For a happy marriage, never speak loudly to one another unless the house is on fire."

How To Color Fire

Fires are good for a romantic setting. I think they should make a "campfire" perfume. Did you know that you can control the color of the flames in the fire? Most colors of the spectrum can be made by following the instructions at: How To Color Fire - Fun Fireplace Instructions